can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly
Why
is dystopian fiction so goddamn popular
I literally cannot think of a genre I dislike more
why can’t absurdist fiction get stupid popular
Part of why I write is that the stuff I’m specifically interested in seems a touch eclectic
Mind I am a self-confessed sick son of a bitch
when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time
I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something
#ALWAYS REBLOG THAT GUY DRAMATICALLY HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE HE’S BEEN SHOT IN A COP SHOW



